It's Thursday! Which this week, means it's my Friday!
Yay for me!
To feed yourself breakfast before you feed your dogs breakfast
To put the cell phone down when a car passes you for fear they'll pass judgement on you for being on the phone while you drive
To wonder if something is wrong if a friend doesn't use exclamation points in their text messages
If your trash can stays out on the curb all week (trash day is Tuesday) cause you just don't feel like rolling it in
...unless your mom comes over and sends you angry text messages cause she doesn't have anywhere to park
To laugh to yourself while you blog...
cause dang it, sometimes I find myself funny!
To refuse to do homework while one Spring break...saving it up for the Sunday before you go back
To secretly loathe any professor that assigns homework due the Monday after Spring Break
If your husband, whom you haven't seen in a month, doesn't have much to say when he calls. I know who I married...and he's not much of a conversationalist!
To secretly wish that you had more blog followers
To have something really funny in mind to blog about, but decide against it because it was just one of those "you had to be there" moments and you think that maybe people just won't understand how funny it was in the moment.
...like for example, I was telling my mom about how my job has these "branded salutations" (which is code word for terribly cheesy and corny greetings and slogans) that they make us say when we talk to patients, and my mom was all like, "I wonder what they would make us say if we had a 'branded salutation'? ...she works at a doggy daycare/boarding place. ...and she looks at me with a straight face,
makes this hand sign:
Yeah...so on that note...