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Monday, January 13, 2014

Things My Husband Says - A Link-up

It's time for another edition of Things My Husband Says.
The first edition came when it was his birthday last year and I felt like in order to properly celebrate such a day, I would share with all of blogland all the funny stuff that comes out of his mouth.
Find that post here. I'll wait.........
Funny right?!

So I was pretty excited when Danae and Amanda decided to host a link-up of exactly this nature. Cause trust me, I've been keeping track of this shiz in a "note" in my iPhone.
Is that weird?

On Gunther chewing things: "You tear s**t up like a terrorist. Are you a terrorist Gunther?? Cause I execute terrorists."
For the record, I don't know about you, but this face doesn't really scream "terrorist" to me.

Me: "Look at how awkward Gunther's laying right now..."
Nate: "...that whole dog is awkward."

Me: "Do you want my last meatball?"
Nate: (*holds out plate*) "Ball me."

On math: "You can't tell me math makes sense. It's not real, they f*****g made it all up. You can't tell me to solve for f****** XY and Z, that doesn't make sense, it's not real."

Me, en route to go deer hunting: "Why do I keep smelling dirt??"
Nate: "It's me. I smell like 'fresh earth.' That's what you want to smell like. That's the key."

On my hunting capabilities: "Maycee's a better hunter than you. That's all the woman I need. Me and my dog."

On Michael Jackson's Will You Be There: "This is some Free Willy s**t. Makes me want to free the s**t out of some killer whales."

You're welcome for that, by the way; all Michael Jackson and Killer whales and Free Willy and
stuff - that's a fantastic way to start your Tuesday, no?


Voyage of the Mee Mee



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16 comments:

  1. Bahah I cannot wait to get to meet this man of yours! I have a funny feeling we will get along just great:)

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  2. I seriously love you guys. And wish that we could hang out.

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  3. Sounds like you sadly have to stay home and relax while he hunts with the dog from now on. I know you're devastated :)

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  4. Aww...a day in the life of Nate..lurve it!

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  5. I seriously love this! Can't wait to hang out soon. We need to get the husband together ASAP..

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  6. This is hilarious! I could write a book on the off-the-wall things my husband says. Thanks for sharing!

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  7. Hahaha! He is hilarious :)) In all fairness, when I hear that song I instantly think of Free Willy too ;)

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  8. "ball me"
    the best line hands down.

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  9. HAHAHAHA! "ball me". you can't make this stuff up. hilarious!

    kathy
    Vodka and Soda

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  10. ball me ahah he is too cute with those pups!!!

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  11. hahaha okay I'm dying laughing! This is amazing, thanks for linking up!

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  12. "ball me" HAHHAHA & "I smell like fresh earth" oh my goodness - hilarious!

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  13. Bahahah... I love his take on math!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  14. "Ball Me"...hilarious! Also a favorite...that whole dog is awkward! So funny!

    Angi@ cantbuymelovvve.blogspot.com

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  15. hahaha the killer whale one >>>>

    too good. love this post! i should really keep track of the funny/crazy things people say...

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  16. HA! These are so good! And I want to high five the heck out of him because lately I've been preaching that math is NOT real and that every teacher lied to us! hahaha

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