Tuesday, April 23, 2013

An Incomplete List

An incomplete list of things I love and things I hate
...cause sometimes you can't think of anything better to write about.

Things I love:
I love it when people say "do do" (e.g. we do do that)
I love it when someone makes a "that's what she said" reference
I love the smell of new text books
I love this commercial:
I love it when I'm right
I love it when my high heels click on the hard floors when I walk 
I love it when I pour a handful of trail mix and all that comes out are M&Ms
Things I hate:
I hate it when I pour a handful of trail mix and all that comes out are raisins.
I hate it when I peel an orange and all the orange residue gets embedded in my cuticles
I hate when I'm blow-drying my hair and accidently bonk myself in the head with the hair dryer
I hate it when people say "libary" ...I'm pretty sure it's libRary
I hate making left turns
I hate it when women my age call me sweetie
I hate it when my dogs are really annoying and won't go away cause they're begging for their dinner, and then once I feed them they're nowhere to be found. ...thanks a lot guys, make me feel so used.  

The end.


5 comments:

  1. I HATE being called sweetie... or honey... lol. And omg heal clicking is the best!

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  2. OMG I love that commercial..I sing with it now! I can't help it!

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  3. haha I hate when you pour trail mix out and you get a ton of peanuts too!

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  4. Haha I feel so loved by Hawkeye when I have food. The minute I'm done, she's in her bed in the other room. Thanks girl, thanks a lot.

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  5. I have the same issue with oranges! My work has free ones in the cafeteria but I never get them because they make my hands so messy.

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