Saturday, March 9, 2013

That One Time Google Deleted My Blog

Last week I logged onto Blogger and my dashboard told me I was not the author of any blogs. 
Say what?

So then I typed in my URL to try and pull it up without the use of Blogger, only to find the words, "blog has been removed" in front of me.
Say WHAT?

At first, I was afraid. I was petrified. 
Kept thinkin' I could never live without my blog by my side... 
Just kidding...
But I did feel as if I saw my whole (blog) life flash before my eyes.
What do you mean my blog has been removed? Who the heck would remove my blog?

Google. 
That's who.

I guess technically they 'locked' my account, not really deleted it...I'm just being dramatic. But I feel like Google yanking your blog out from under you is grounds for being dramatic. It's obvious I have really important things to say on this blog, and I'm totally making a difference in this world with my words, and everyday without it a child somewhere is missing out. 

That's a lie.

But I DO make my living on this blog and without it, I almost couldn't pay my mortgage.

That's a lie too.

I just really like to write things, that's all.

But it's ok, cause now I'm back.
From outer space.
I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face...

Kidding.
I mean I am back, I wasn't kidding about that, I was kidding about going all Gloria Gaynor on you again. 

So you know, my blog is back and I feel like a happy camper again. Google might've fooled me once, but it's ok...cause I will survive.
As long as I know how to blog I know I'll stay alive...

I really hope people catch the I Will Survive song innuendoes - or else this post might not be as funny to everyone else as it is to me...


8 comments:

  1. Well i am glad it not deleted! Also your cara box will be sent out this week :) finished up today!

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  2. Haha, totally laughed out loud at all those song references! Thanks for the pick-me-up! :) And I'm glad your blog isn't deleted :)

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    1. Haha, thanks Kiah! Glad you caught on :)

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  3. Glad you are still here, friend! :)

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  4. I was trying to look for your blog when you sent me the Cara Box email and it kept saying it didn't exist! I was like what the heck! Glad you are back!!

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  5. How did that happen?! Was it a glitch?!

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  6. Oh my! That's crazy! Now, I will be singing I Will Survive for the rest of the day.

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    1. I know right?! I'm just glad it's all figured out now...for now! Lol!

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