Because all the creativity I could muster today is to make a list.
Things that make me cringe:
Justin Bieber
Black jelly beans
A unibrow
When the basketball commentators say the word "penetrate"
When the narrator on Gold Rush uses the term "glory hole"
Too many raisins in my trail mix and not enough M&Ms
My alarm in the morning
When someone says "epic"
When someone quotes Charlie Sheen.
No, you're not "winning." If you're still quoting Charlie Sheen you're in fact, losing.
These kinds of dogs:
No offense if you have one, of course.
His hair:
No man should have a top-knot that looks better than mine.
His head:
...It's just so long
The LA Dodgers (don't hate me Jeff, if you're reading this)
Tampon commercials.
75% of Facebook users
The Shamwow guy
Car dealership commercials where they talk with their hands for no good reason and it looks awkward and forced
Congress
The UofA
Political correctness
Hashtags on Facebook
Trying to end a blog post. I'm really bad at it.
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What makes you cringe??
Bahahahaha @ 75% of Facebook users... amen to that one, sister!!
ReplyDeleteBut all dogs are cute. You're wrong.
Hahaha - I agree with so many of these! One thing that makes me cringe is the sound of walking on crunchy snow - it gives me goosebumps like nails on a chalkboard - hate it!! Lol
ReplyDeletegosh I agree with this entire list!!! Except for me it is any amount of raisins in my trail mix. I just want the chocolate!!
ReplyDelete"Well, a Chinese Crested of course!" Haha, every time I see those dogs I think of How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days. Poor things are hideous!!
ReplyDeleteawkward PDA makes me cringe. I'm all for PDA, but to an extent. When I was standing in line at the airport the other day to go through security the other day, a couple in front of me would not stop kissing and licking and biting and it was just SO awkward for everyone around trying to look anywhere, but at them.
ReplyDeleteOh the glory hole! I die of laughter every time my husband and I watch that show.
ReplyDeleteBlack jelly beans..what is the point to them??
ReplyDeleteThis is a great post. See, another reason why you have a great blog with so much variety! I LOVE black jelly beans, and would appreciate them in my trail mix to replace the raisins, which I can't stand because of all the little seeds and one in a while you get a stem. EWWWWW. I totally agree about JK's face being so long. I actually put my hand on the screen the other day to cover his chin and imagine what he would look like with a normal chin.
ReplyDeleteTaylor Swift and Miley Cyrus need to be added to this list.
ReplyDeletehaha trying to end a blog post, that and the intro are the worst parts for me. Can we just skip them?
ReplyDeleteYes! Political correctness, who needs it?
Hahahaha. You are good at making lists like this! I hate 98% of those things as well!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAH Noah's hair! I die everytime we watch the Bulls!
ReplyDeleteHAHAH Omg this was too funny! I was like reading along nodding my head in agreement and I go to scroll and that dog is there I just laughed out loud!
ReplyDeleteGreat blog, new follower fo sho!
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