Because all the creativity I could muster today is to make a list.
Things that make me cringe:
Black jelly beans
When the basketball commentators say the word "penetrate"
When the narrator on Gold Rush uses the term "glory hole"
Too many raisins in my trail mix and not enough M&Ms
My alarm in the morning
When someone says "epic"
When someone quotes Charlie Sheen.
No, you're not "winning." If you're still quoting Charlie Sheen you're in fact, losing.
These kinds of dogs:
No offense if you have one, of course.
No man should have a top-knot that looks better than mine.
...It's just so long
The LA Dodgers (don't hate me Jeff, if you're reading this)
75% of Facebook users
The Shamwow guy
Car dealership commercials where they talk with their hands for no good reason and it looks awkward and forced
Hashtags on Facebook
Trying to end a blog post. I'm really bad at it.
What makes you cringe??