Sometimes and Always

Sometimes I think "every time" is one word and type it as such, everytime

Always spell check says: Nay! Split those words up girlfriend!

Sometimes I see people mention that "blogger protocol" means posting only once a day

Always: ...who made up that rule, firstly? And secondly...I break it all the time

Oopsie.

Sometimes I get freaked out about starting a new job

Always: Remember how miserable you are in your current job, tell yourself you're 25 years old and it's time to stop being afraid of change.

Boo-ya.

Sometimes I can't bring myself to take out more student loans

Always: close my eyes, hold my breath, and click the "accept" button 'cause you ain't got thousands of dollars sittin' in the bank to pay for it yourself!

Phew!

Sometimes I feel like a bad @$$ when I kill a fly

Always: Remind yourself that...it was just a fly

But really, to whack a fly right off of the wall with my shoe, when they're usually all fast and quick and stuff...you need some skill for that right?! 

Sometimes I think Justin Bieber looks like a girl

Always: ...I think Justin Bieber looks like a girl

Sometimes I think Hunter Hayes is the country version of Justin Bieber

Always: Hunter Hayes is way cuter, a little bit older, looks like an actual dude, way more talented and I may just have a bit of a crush on him.

...I'm gonna wish I had a storm warnin'...

Sometimes I can't read the crazy letter combo's that blogger makes you type in order to leave a comment on a blog

Always: wonder, does this mean I'm a robot? I mean, the disclaimer reads, "to make sure you're not a robot" please enter the following...

Hmm...