Sometimes I feel like my jeans are getting too tight
Always: convince myself it's the jeans that are shrinking, certainly not the body that is growing. ...old jeans shrink right?! After all those washes and stuff?!
Sometimes I think it's weird that I'm willing to stay up late to blog but not to finish homework
Always: ...on second thought, that doesn't seem so weird after all
Sometimes I get excited and invite my family over for dinner parties
Always: run out of time to prepare and end up stressing about it
Sometimes I wanna put on Pandora while I blog
Always: end up turning it off cause it messes up my blogging ju-ju
Sometimes I think I should hang a sign on my door:
"Shhhhhhh. Blogger in session"
Sometimes I think I'm lame when I only have twenty-something blog followers compared to other people's hundreds
Always: tell myself to be grateful for my twenty-something awesome peeps (which I totally am, by the way), quit crying like a teenager who's bummed they only have twenty-something friends on their myspace page...and tell myself that hundreds of people read my blog anyway.
...everyone needs a little self pep-talk right?!
Sometimes I can't find my shoes
Always: check under my desk where I tend to always kick them off in order to fold my legs up on my desk chair
One time I found 3 pairs of slippers, 2 pairs of flats, and some flip-flops down there...impressive right?!