The Gift That Keeps on Giving

Remember yesterday when I hinted towards something I did this weekend that was sort-of a surprise for someone, so I couldn't really post about it yet?

Well, the cat's out of the bag now, which means I have the green light to put it up on the bloggsy.

My sister and her husband just got back from their honeymoon. 

And we got them a welcome home gift.

Behold:

Now, before you go feeling bad for them, let me back up a little...

This is what out apartment looked like when Nate and I got back from our honeymoon:

Courtesy of these two:

...And yes, I dug around on Facebook to find these photos, and you wanna know what I found next to one of them? This gem:

So don't feel bad for Audrey and Adam that they got the sh** TP'd out of their house.

Moreover, since Audrey was totally expecting to get it she thought she'd be a smart @$$ and supplied us with a pack of toilet paper. She said, 

"Since I know you're gonna TP us, I got you the good kind so at least we can reuse it." 

Ohhhhh, ok. We're gonna play that game huh?

Fine. 

We'll see your pack of "good" toilet paper, and we'll raise you two additional packs of toilet paper.

And we'll shred it all up so you in fact, can't reuse it.

And then, since you're expecting a good toilet papering, we'll up the ante and sprinkle in a few other surprises that you certainly will not be expecting.

For example, fake poop in your toilet using Baby Ruth candy bars (warning! Graphic!)

Or.....one other surprise (or two) that I'm not gonna put on here yet, caused based on our text messages tonight it seems like they haven't found it yet.

Muahahahaha.

After Adam called Nate and they exchanged pleasantries, I had this exchange with my sister via text message:

Audrey and Adam are going to be finding toilet paper for months to come, in places they would've never even thought to look during clean-up.

I call it the welcome home gift that keeps on giving.

And on that note, wedding festivities can now be officially considered, over.

Welcome home guys! ;)