Taylor Swift is kicking off her Reputation Stadium Tour here in Arizona on TUESDAY. TUESDAY. Like, the Tuesday that's only two days away. And I could not be more pumped. My friend Kayla and I have been to every one of her shows in AZ over the years AND I even saw her almost front row-ish back when she was opening up for Brad Paisley, and she waived at Nate. SHE WAIVED AT HIM.
I let him know real quick though that if anyone is gonna be best friends with Taylor it's gonna be me, so to not get any ideas. It's been a non-issue since so I think I got my point across.
So anyway, in anticipation of the Reputation Stadium Tour in a couple days I decided to rank all the songs on Reputation, my least favorite to favorite. Let's discuss.
It kills me a little to have a pick a "worst" song on this album but, Look What You Made me Do, is that. Lyrics are bad ass, music video was even more bad ass and made me like the song a little bit better... but, just not super into this one.
Fav lyric: But I got smarter, I got harder in the nick of time
14.) So it Goes
This one is just kind meh for me. Not sure how to put my finger on it...maybe too produced? Too techno-y?
Fav lyric: You did a number on me, but honestly baby who's counting?
Honorable mention: that whispered, "1 2 3" after this question is everything.
13.) Dress
I know everyone loves this song and I wish it was higher on my list but I think it's the breathy, soprano chorus that bugs me only ever so slightly.
Fav lyric: I'm spilling wine in the bathtub, you kiss my face and we're both drunk. Everyone thinks that they know us, but they know nothing about...
12.) Dancing with our Hands Tied
This one has a super catchy beat and I like the sound of it. Just not as much as the next 11 songs on the album.
Fav lyric: People started talking, putting us through our paces. I knew there was no one in the world who could take it, I had a bad feeling.
11.) New Year's Day
Vintage Taylor. This is only #11 because after an entire album's worth of bangers, the tempo on this one always makes me feel like I want to skip it. Is that just me or does anyone else have that problem? I don't dislike the song at all in fact, lyrically, this is one of the better ones. What I like best about this song is the imagery she creates. Like, I can picture the glitter on the floor after the party and all the girls carrying their shoes down in the lobby. Vintage Tay, you know.
Fav lyric: But I'll be cleaning up bottles with you on New Year's Day
10.) Gorgeous
I love the way she sings this song. It's playful. It's relatable. Like, I can't say anything to your face...cause look at your face was legit me, staring at Nate from across the Sunday School room circa 1997-99. Feel you, Tay.
Fav lyric: aaaaaaaaand I gotta boyfriend he's older than us, he's in the club doing I dunno what
Honorable mention: the baby at the beginning that says "Gorgeous." So presh.
9.) Don't Blame me
Super Hozier Take me to Church vibes on this one and I'm here for it.
Fav lyric: I once was poison ivy, but now I'm your daisy
8.) I did Something Bad
The first time I heard this song I laughed. Because this is Taylor Swift being full on Taylor Swift, in your face, and she doesn't care what you think about it. The queen of self awareness. I wish I could be more like that.
Fav lyric: If he drops my name then I owe him nothing, and if he spends my change then he had it coming
Honorable mention: the "raaa da da da da da da da da da da dah" noise. I don't know what it is but I dig it.
7.) This is Why We Can't Have Nice Things
I almost had this song as #1 for the sole reason that Taylor Swift wrote a song with the word "therein" in it.
Fav lyric: And therein lies the issue friends don't try to trick you, get you on the phone and mind-twist you
Honorable mention: that laugh before, "...I can't even say it with a straight face," I need to figure out a way to make that my ringtone. Or my voicemail greeting at work.
6.) King of My Heart
Out of all the songs on this album this one grew on me the most. I absolutely cannot wait to hear this live. Those drums in the chorus starting at :56 - so, so good.
Fav lyrics: Up on the roof with a school girl crush, drinking beer out of plastics cups, say you fancy me not fancy stuff
5.) Call it What You Want
Lyrically, this might be the best on the album. It's like, a sweet ode to her bf but she also finds a way to take some swipes where she needs.
Fav lyric: All my flowers grew back as thorns. Windows boarded up after the storm. He built a fire just to keep me warm
4.) Ready for it
This song is THE JAM and you know it. Put it on your workout playlist. Your running playlist. Your just-because playlist. Put it on all your playlists, people.
Fav lyric: He can be my jailer, Burton to this Taylor
3.) Getaway Car
I am embarrassed to admit how much time I spent googling this song and trying to figure out its meaning. This whole entire song is a metaphor you guys, and my conclusion is that Tom Hiddleston IS the getaway car.
Fav lyric: He was running after us I was screaming, 'go go go!' but with three of us honey it's a side show, and a circus ain't a love story, and now we're both sorry
2.) End Game
This song is THE JAM and you know it. Put it on your workout playlist. Your running playlist. Your just-because playlist. Put it on all your playlists, people. I think I already said this about a different song but that's just how Reputation goes (pun intended)...THEY'RE ALL SO GOOD. I can proudly announce I now know all the words to the Ed Sheeran verse, and I'm getting pretty damn close on the Future verse. I still have to look up some of the words though but that's all rap songs for me - I never know what they're saying.
Fav lyric: ... I bury hatchets but I keep maps of where I put 'em
1.) Delicate
I. LOVE. THIS. SONG. The groovy beat. The snaps. The bajillion amounts of times she asks isn't it? The fact that after all this time, after Fearless, Speak Now, 1989, and Red - of all albums, she finally begs the question, is it cool that I said all that? Yes, Taylor. It is. It's cool. I knew as soon as I heard this song it was my fav.
Fav lyric: This ain't for the best, my reputation's never been worse so, you must like me for me
How do you rank Reputation?!
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