Monday, August 25, 2014

There's an Excuse for That

So it's Monday night and I should be blogging about my weekend. If you wanna get down to the nitty gritty I should've been blogging about my weekend on Sunday night but if there's anything I'm learning in my adult life it's that there's two things that surely will not get done on Sundays: a blog post and grocery shopping. So anyway, as I mentioned, I should be telling you about what I did over the weekend but I'm just not in the mood to go through all my pictures and piece together a whole blog post. So the next best thing is a list. And the next best thing after that is a list of all the excuses I make up for not blogging. 
Why didn't I think of this post sooner?

25 Excuses I Make for Not Blogging

I'm not in the mood

There's too many pictures to sort through

It's 9pm and Big Bang Theory is on

It's Monday and I need to grocery shop cause I didn't do it Sunday

I'm tired

I have a hang nail and it hurts to type

The batteries in my mouse died and I don't know where to find new ones

Too much wine

I don't have any good ideas

Not enough wine

Gunther needs me to snuggle with him

Nate is gone and this is the only time I can watch Real Housewives of anywhere without judgement

This sounds stupid

It's Shark Week

I'm eating Chips and it's too much work to dust the salt off my fingers every time, before I put them back on my keyboard

I'm stuck on YouTube

I'm stuck on Instagram

The computer screen is hurting my eyes

Nate is snoring and I can't focus

I don't feel like it

I lost the "Note" in my phone with all my ideas on it

Book club is this week and I need to read

This sounded better in my head

Cops is on and I want to see where this guy hid the drugs

It's taking too long to finish this post

...and the list goes on. What excuses do you make to get out of blogging?


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7 comments:

  1. Hahah you have the best excuses!!

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  2. Bahahah... if only I had a nickel for every time I thought something sounded better in my head!!!!

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  3. Sunday grocery shopping is my fave. And the chip crumb thing?! Died.

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  4. Lady! The one about the Housewives had me rolling. I literally binge watch those shows the second Aaron goes on a business trip because he gives me such HELL for watching them when he's home! hahaha You are not alone! xx

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  5. "too mant shock tops and too much slip n sliding" excuse #3259

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  6. "i have a hand nail and it hurts to type" <--hahhhahahha
    CHIP SALT = YES!

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  7. "That's not my job. I'll go do something that is." Then I go on Facebook or some other time waster...

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