Saturday, March 9, 2013

That One Time Google Deleted My Blog

Last week I logged onto Blogger and my dashboard told me I was not the author of any blogs. 
Say what?

So then I typed in my URL to try and pull it up without the use of Blogger, only to find the words, "blog has been removed" in front of me.

At first, I was afraid. I was petrified. 
Kept thinkin' I could never live without my blog by my side... 
Just kidding...
But I did feel as if I saw my whole (blog) life flash before my eyes.
What do you mean my blog has been removed? Who the heck would remove my blog?

That's who.

I guess technically they 'locked' my account, not really deleted it...I'm just being dramatic. But I feel like Google yanking your blog out from under you is grounds for being dramatic. It's obvious I have really important things to say on this blog, and I'm totally making a difference in this world with my words, and everyday without it a child somewhere is missing out. 

That's a lie.

But I DO make my living on this blog and without it, I almost couldn't pay my mortgage.

That's a lie too.

I just really like to write things, that's all.

But it's ok, cause now I'm back.
From outer space.
I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face...

I mean I am back, I wasn't kidding about that, I was kidding about going all Gloria Gaynor on you again. 

So you know, my blog is back and I feel like a happy camper again. Google might've fooled me once, but it's ok...cause I will survive.
As long as I know how to blog I know I'll stay alive...

I really hope people catch the I Will Survive song innuendoes - or else this post might not be as funny to everyone else as it is to me...


  1. Well i am glad it not deleted! Also your cara box will be sent out this week :) finished up today!

  2. Haha, totally laughed out loud at all those song references! Thanks for the pick-me-up! :) And I'm glad your blog isn't deleted :)

    1. Haha, thanks Kiah! Glad you caught on :)

  3. Glad you are still here, friend! :)

  4. I was trying to look for your blog when you sent me the Cara Box email and it kept saying it didn't exist! I was like what the heck! Glad you are back!!

  5. How did that happen?! Was it a glitch?!

  6. Oh my! That's crazy! Now, I will be singing I Will Survive for the rest of the day.

    1. I know right?! I'm just glad it's all figured out now...for now! Lol!



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