Things My Husband Says - A Link-up

It's time for another edition of Things My Husband Says.

The first edition came when it was his birthday last year and I felt like in order to properly celebrate such a day, I would share with all of blogland all the funny stuff that comes out of his mouth.

Find that post here. I'll wait.........

Funny right?!

So I was pretty excited when Danae and Amanda decided to host a link-up of exactly this nature. Cause trust me, I've been keeping track of this shiz in a "note" in my iPhone.
Is that weird?

On Gunther chewing things: "You tear s**t up like a terrorist. Are you a terrorist Gunther?? Cause I execute terrorists."

For the record, I don't know about you, but this face doesn't really scream "terrorist" to me.

Me: "Look at how awkward Gunther's laying right now..."
Nate: "...that whole dog is awkward."

Me: "Do you want my last meatball?"
Nate: (*holds out plate*) "Ball me."

On math: "You can't tell me math makes sense. It's not real, they f*****g made it all up. You can't tell me to solve for f****** XY and Z, that doesn't make sense, it's not real."

Me, en route to go deer hunting: "Why do I keep smelling dirt??"
Nate: "It's me. I smell like 'fresh earth.' That's what you want to smell like. That's the key."

On my hunting capabilities: "Maycee's a better hunter than you. That's all the woman I need. Me and my dog."

On Michael Jackson's Will You Be There: "This is some Free Willy s**t. Makes me want to free the s**t out of some killer whales."

You're welcome for that, by the way; all Michael Jackson and Killer whales and Free Willy and
stuff - that's a fantastic way to start your Tuesday, no?