7 Things I Won't Blog About

One of my fav bloggers, Helene wrote a post a while ago about things she'll never blog about.

I wrote down the idea in my little Notes app in my phone, to save for a rainy day when I don't know what to blog about...or don't have enough energy to try and think of how to creatively write about my hunt last weekend.

One of the two.

I could probably agree with all 8 things Helene will never blog about, but I won't include all of those here in my post.

I've read too many college syllabi and academic integrity statements to know plagiarism is a no-no.

So, here's seven things I won't blog about:

1.) My house.

As in, the obligatory blogger "house tour," to show off how cute your digs are.

My husband says if I show you what the inside of my house looks like, you'll know the layout, so then when you decide to break in and rob me, you'll have a 'tactical advantage' cause now you know my floor plan.

So you know, no house tours here.

2.) Politics...except for this post

Cause people are mean.

And I'm a Republican, and I feel like everyone hates Republicans.

It's self-defense, really.

3.) Menstrual cycles.

Cause there's no place in blogland for period talk.

4.) My nails.

I can't lie, I'm a nail biter, and the only time my nails ever looked pretty was for my wedding day.

So sorry, no weekly "nail files" linky party, or party-nail pics, or whatever else kids do to their finger nails these days.

5.) The gym.

I'm terribly ugly when I work out. No one needs to see that.

6.) Recipes of all my clean eating.

My Hamburger Helper is packaged, and it's processed and I don't even care, cause it was on sale 

for 10 for $10.00.

Hey Betty Crocker, thanks for the help.

7.) Outfits of the day (i.e. #OOTD)...except for this one

Cause usually my outfits only consist of a bottom and a top, I wear the same jewelry everyday, and I never change my purse to match my outfits.

And that would make for one snooze-fest of a fashion blog.

And since my favorite number is seven, I'm gonna stop there.

Speaking of seven, shout out to Monica Gellar and her seven erogenous zones...

What things won't you blog about?!