Pressing Issues

Because I just know that it's something on everyone's mind:

Things to do when you're waiting for your self-tanning lotion to dry and can't get dressed because it'll smear your new glow all over the place:

-Swallow your multi-vitamin

-Wander around your house looking for things to take pictures of with your new iphone to then upload to Instagram

-Pace back and forth stepping only on odd numbered tiles

-Have a staring contest with your dog

-See how long you can balance on one foot

-Play Words with Friends (*cough *cough my username is TisforTownsend *cough *cough)

-Count how many empty water bottles are sitting on your kitchen table

-Check your refrigerator to see if anything magically appeared that wasn't there 20 minutes ago (like, maybe a good cheesecake or something)

-See if your husband is still awake and tell him a good joke

-Alphabetize your DVDs

-Flip your couch cushions

-Light a candle

-Think about something good to blog about (like maybe how it's really boring when you're waiting for your self-tanning lotion to dry and can't do or touch anything or get dressed because it'll smear your new glow all over the place)

And there you have it.