Dog Rules

So my mom found this little saying at a boutique in San Francisco when they were on vacation and I thought it was funny enough to be worth repeating. If we remembered what the name of the boutique was I would totally give it credit, but since we can't...oh well.

The Labrador Retriever Rules

1.) The labs are not allowed in the house

2.) Ok, labs are allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms

3.) The labs are allowed in all rooms, but have to stay off the furniture

4.) The labs are only allowed on the old furniture

5.) Fine, the labs are allowed on all the furniture, but are not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed

6.) Alright, the labs are allowed on the bed, but only by invitation 

7.) The labs can sleep on the bed whenever they want, but not under the covers

8.) The labs can sleep under the covers every night

9.) Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the labs

10.) In all cases of dispute...

The labs rule

Yeah yeah yeah...they wish!