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The other night Nate and I were making fun of Gunther for one reason or another, when I thought out loud to him,

"We have a lot of nicknames for Gunther, you know?"

This is a true statement. You see, Gunther is a funny dude.

 He makes funny faces, swims kind of funny, stares at you for long periods of time, sits funny, jumps kind of funny when he gets really excited, and a bunch of other funny things. His funny traits seem to have made him vulnerable to a plethora of nicknames, some of which include the following:

Gunny

Gun-dog

Gunny buns

Pal-a-zona

Gun dog millionaire

Bubba gump

Funny Gunny

Gunther Dik-dik

(Gunther dik-dik?? You might ask? We didn't even make that one up, apparently it's a real species, and it lives at the Zoo!)

 ...moving on...

Buckwheat

White boy

and one of my personal favorites, his Indian moniker,

Gunther Little Buns

Anyway, I got to thinking about it and I said to Nate,

"We don't really have that many nick names for Maycee."

to which he replied,

"Maycee is a strong black woman, she doesn't need a lot of nick names."

Well then,

Go on which yo bad self Maycee Guuuurl